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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Major_Character_Death, Underage
  Category:
      F/F, F/M, Multi, Other
  Fandom:
      The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_(1991), Hannibal_(TV), Hannibal_Lecter_Series_-
      All_Media_Types, Hannibal_Lecter_Tetralogy_-_Thomas_Harris, Hannibal
      Rising_(2007), Hannibal_(2001)
  Relationship:
      Hannibal_Lector_&_Clarice_Starling, Clannibal_-_Relationship, Hannibal
      Lecter/Clarice_Starling
  Character:
      Hannibal_Lecter, Skeleton_-_Character, Clarice_Starling
  Additional Tags:
      Necrophilia, Necromancy, Incest, Parent/Child_Incest, pedophilia_in
      second_chapter, Skeletons, Smut, Parody, Comedy, Humor, Spoof, Anal_Sex,
      bones_-_Freeform, Oral_Sex, Blowjobs, Crack
  Stats:
      Published: 2015-07-16 Chapters: 1/2 Words: 1521
****** Hannibal Skeleton sex Hell party 9000 XXXXX ******
by Fargosis
Summary
     Clarice and Hannibal are having crazy mad sex when an unexpected
     visitor pops in and makes things HOT.
     A parody of both Hannibal canon and Hannibal fandom in general.
Notes
     This is why god is (ironically) dead
Clarice and Hannibal were going at it like rabid bunnies, their fancy silk bed
sheets were completely ruined. It was a cold autumn evening (spooky)but the
heat emanating their bodies did more than enough to keep them warm. Hannibal
was just like so fucking hard man (so fucking hard) and his veiny cock pulsated
throughout Clarice sloppy wet pussy. Their orgasms simultaneously exploded
through their bodies but tHEY JUST KEPT FUCKING (because honestly they didn't
have anything better to do).
"Ohhhhhhhh Mr. Dr. Prof. Hannibal Lecter" moaned the Calrice Strulin'.
"Yes m'lday?" also moaned Cannibal the Hannibal.
"show me why dey call u the cannbul" she whispered sexily into his ear and then
he cAMe ALL OVER THE PLACE AGAIN FROM HIS TONE HARD VOLCANO DICK.
His tongue was like a wild untamed wild snake, it was just like his penis,
except slimy and smaller. Clarice tried to grab the sheets for support as her
entire body arched in an origami swan, but the sheets were too wet with sweat
and cum and just really gross.
Little did the two love doves know, right outside above their house (iN
SPAAAAAAYYYYYYCEEEEE)The planets and Sun and moons aligned as the ancient
prophecy fortold.
Despite the spooky space junk Clarice and the Cannibal man were still sexily
rocking their bodies together wHEN SUDDENLY THE DOOR SLAMMED OPEN
"HEY KIDS WHAT ARE YEAH DOIN!?"  yelled the skeleton as he burst through the
door. You see, a few months ago Hannibal Cannibal Lannibal dug up Clarices'
dead daddy skeeleton man, and now he was aLIVE BY THE POWER OF SPAACE
Clarice froze in fear and shock of the skeleton man, aND HANNIBAL'S HEART GOD
DAMN EXPLODED (fuck you Prof. Gengus i AM a qualified medical doctor) Clarice
started to weep when she saw Hannibal waz deed.
"Why do all the things i love die!?!?!" she wailed. Seeing his daughter cry re-
sparked the skeleton's old crusty bone heart.
"Do not cry my dear, for not even death is permanent," He cooed to her, his
boney fingers ran through her messy-cum stained hair.
"D-Daddy!?" Clarice GASPED. It was a miracle, ever since she was a little girl
she had dreamed of the day that her daddy would return to her. Even though he
was dead, he was here now, and that was all that mattered, not even the death
of her cannibal murder husband
"yes, it is I, back from bEYOND THE GRAVE!" Skeleton dad exclaimed.
That was all Clariss neededed to hear, she threwed hersolf intoo his skeleton
boney arms.
"Oh Daddy!" she professed. "I've missed you daddy,"
"And I have missed u too my daughter, and now I am finally back fROM SKELETON
MEME HELL!"
Claricerous looked sadly at Hannibal's corpse, he was the reason they even had
herskeleton dad, and now her lover was the dead. Skeleton Dad Starling looked
at Clarice, noticing how sad she was
"Do not fret my darling, we do not need him now,"
"but Daddy-"
"shhh my angel" Papa Daddy father boney mc pony laid his skull face against
hers.
"Take my bone" he whispered against her lips
"D-Daddy!?" Clarice gasped in both surprise and excitement. it sounded too good
to be true. She had pleased many a men in her life, but it just wasn't enough,
it never filled the ever growing gap in her heart (and other places ( ͡° ͜ʖ
͡°)). It was too good to be true, her little heart fluttered in desire
"Do it, my pumpkin cookie," The skeleton daddy asked seductively.
Clarice eagerly leaned down and let her tongue lick the forbidden fruit of his
long bone dick. Skeleton dad, in response let out a deep
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" in sheer arousal. Eager to please her deceased
daddy, Clarice took the tip of the bone into her mouth and tendly began to luck
as she bobbed up and down on the bone, taking hin in, deeper, and deeper. The
tip of the bone was now rubbing up against the very back of her throat
"W-where did you learn to do THAT sugar!?!" gasped Skeleton man.
"I've been practicing just for you daddy! ever since i was a littler girl,"
Clarice responded somehow despite having a 12in bone in her mouth.
"just like your mother," Skeleton chucked, his breathing deep and heavy as
Clarice went faster, her tongue exploring every crevice on the bone cock.
Skeleton dad threw his skull back and let out another "AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh" as
he skeleton-came in his Daughter's mouth. Clarice graciously swallowed the
ominous amounts of red blood that gushed from the bone down her throat. When
she let go of the dick she began to happily lick the remaining drops off her
daddy's penis.
“Such a good girl…” moaned Skeleton dad, as he stroked Clarissa’s hair, her
eyes shone up at him in anticipation.
“Please,” he asked, “Allow me to return the favor to my little princess,”
gleefully, Clorice lay down next to her dead, weeping husband, and spread her
legs wide. Daddy skeleton stuck his face in her wet, jittery pussy, careful not
to bite or hurt her.
Skeleton Dad didn’t have lips or a tongue but Clarice couldn’t care less, her
daddy was here doing what all women wish for with baited breath, and that was
all that mattered. Clarice’s breathing was rapid as she gasped from teh pure
blissful pleasure her skeleton dad was providing her. She did not think that
this could get any better. Mr. Skeleton pulled out of Clarice and looed her in
the eye
“Clarice-kun, please, let me fill you with my fatherly love,” Clarice gasped n
surprise at this, these were the words she had so longed for to hear her father
say, to hear any man say to her, since she was but a little girl. Her whole
life had seemingly been built up to this moment.
“D-daddy,” she stuttered, too surprised to do anything. Her father was finally
going to fill the hole in her heart he had left, and he was going to fill it
with his nut. Her body trembled with anxiety and anticipation, watching in awe
as her skeleton father took his bone in both boney hands and began to slip it
inside her.
“Do it,” she whispered
Once he was inside her, passion and lust burst forth from her clitoris as he
rubbed against her innerwalls. He grabbed her boobs with his skeleton hands and
groaned with lust, giving each breast a nice sqeez, with a gasp from Clarisse
in response.
“OH DADDY, MAKE ME YOUR LITTLE GIRL AGAIN” she screamed in pleasure. Now she
truly understood, Hannibal was good, but this was godly. No man on earth could
ever replace her daddy. Not John, not Jack, and not Mr. Cannibal. Their sex
making was magically delicious and perfect and I don’t know how to write smut
but hiS BONE WAS ALL UP IN HER PUSSY LIKE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH. Clarice 
and Daddy cam all over Hannibal’s corpse and it was hot and beautiful and I am
so turned on right now hbu?
“Daddy,” Clarice sighed whimsically, she was struggling to catch her breath
after the amazing sexy time “Oh Daddy I love you,”
“And I love you Claris, your tits are much bigger than your mother’s,” Clarice
smiled and blushed.
“Oh Daddy, thank you eva so much, all ive ever wanted was to love you the way
every daughter should love their daddy, and you’ve finanly let me do that,” she
sighed “I fell like a pricness”
“Oh but we are far from over my dear” Skeltdad moaned seductively in Calrice
ear. She shivered with ancipation and hornyness
Clarice giddily got down on her hand and knees, holding her bouncy  ass for her
daddys anal skeleton penetration. The skeleton got up on his boney knees and
pushed his bone into Clarise’s anus, and she ruptured with orhasmsy goodness,
blood cum was everywhere.
God watched this atrocity from up above in heaven. Disgusted as to how far his
creations had falled. “I AM FUCKING OUT WITH THIS SHIT” And THEN HE EXPLODED.
 
And that’s how the two of them spent their lives, as father and daughter, as
skeleton and woman, and as two lovers. They almost never left the house, all
they needed for food was eachothers cum and ass. Until one day
“Daddy,” said Clarice”
“Yess butter angel?” asked skeletoning
“Daddy im going to have your baby!” she exclaimed excitedly. Skeleton gasped
“Im so happy for my child to be being carried by you dear,” tears welled up in
both of their eye’s, they were both so SO happy
The next 9 months were spent with bated breath, until the baby finally came.
Clarice’s water broke and daddy bones drove her to the hospital and she gave
birth to their beautiful daughter. Half- skeleton half-human.
“What should we name our beautiful angel Daddy?”
“Potato salad”Clarice cried with how beautiful the name wa,s perfect for their
beauoitufl little abomination incest baby.
Despite her origins, Potato salda became a fairly typical teenage girl, she had
her mama’s hips and her daddy’s pin-thin waist, and her parents loved her.
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